plaidmikey:

and y’all thought they would be kissing girls in this video
itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling
harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

saveharry:

homuradical:

im sorry son…tell your mother… i love h

arry styles

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger